Chatbot

This machine gives you all the power of an AI chatbot with the familiar comfort of subtle condescension and velvet-touch deflection that until now, only human customer service agents could provide.

Every element was found — scrap yards, second-hand stores, dumpsters — then cleaned, stripped, sorted and rebuilt. Found aluminum is TIG-welded and sanded seamless; nothing is cast. The electronics are salvaged from consumer devices, repaired and rewired so the piece does something when you touch it.