Having trouble with income irregularity?

  Try “Immoral Fiber” supplements!  Each bottle contains 5 tablets filled with shredded U.S. dollars (legally sourced).  Hand stamped metal label, and cork.  This item is a meant as satire, DO NOT EAT THEM!

Each unit is 1″ x 1″ x 3″

Found aluminum TIG-welded and sanded seamless; nothing is cast. Electronics salvaged from consumer devices, repaired and rewired.